Saturday, December 11, 2004

I'm Every Woman

It's Saturday, the wife and daughter are at the
movies, I'm watching over my son who's asleep (and
stirring, so I best make this quick), and I've got MTV
(More Television) on, suffering through Laguna Beach
because there's just nothing better on.

I'm having a weird thought, fueled by 18 yr old chicks
(god I hope their legal, or I may have a problem) in
bikinis. It makes absolutely no sense, but for some
reason, I can accept it. And that is, I think...no, I
know my wife can be any women I want her to be.

I know, it's weird, but just thinking about it, I feel
like any type of women I may desire, she can become.
I'd never have the balls to put this to the test, but
I'm more perplexed, not that by the thought, but my
acceptance, as if it was true. Is it true? Have I just
realized some secret to marital longevity? Or, am I
just horny and hot for my wife? But it makes that
song, "I'm Every Woman" make so much more sense to me
now.

Women seem to have the incredible power of
transformation that men lack. I first noticed it
during my wife's first pregnancy, her body changed,
her moods changed, and she changed. She was totally
unprepared for the future that was coming, motherhood,
and so was I. But, where I totally lost it, she
adapted. And the physical changes she and all women go
through are obvious enough...

Babies crying, gotta fly.

TO BE CONTINUED.

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joe,

It's Vince.

The multifarious nature of women has been observed by humanity for several millenia. The myth of Krishna and the Gopis is the best example. Basically, Krishna is walking around one day when he is beset by a group of 47 Gopis, or milk maidens. They all fall in love with him and want to be with him. So Krishna, being an avatar of Vishnu, creates the exact number of illusory duplicates necessary to make each of the Gopis happy, while they make loveplay. Now the trick of the story is the Gopis were all avatars of Lakshmi, Vishnu's wife. So while Krishna creates duplicates of himself, bespeaking of a kind of unity inherent in the male principle, the Gopis are all different aspects of Lakshmi, demonstrating the multiple, multifarious nature of the female principle.

That may not solve your mystery, but does show you are on the right path.

Namaste

9:08 PM  

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