Friday, May 06, 2005

OLD SHIT

I’m trying to catch-up to all the time I’ve been abscent, so here’s some old stuff I have laying around for filler.

Here’s an old poem I wrote back in the day, I don’t think I even had a title for it.

Do you want to be free?
Then you must be evil.
Only evil people are free.
Goodness has too many rules.
People believe the true difficulty of existence is being good,
But the reality is, being good is simple.
The difficulties of life come from doing wrong and living with it.
You think it’s easy to kill someone?
How hard is it to walk away from some asshole, leaving them in “peace and love”?
But, to stare in someone’s eyes and take their soul away,
To embrace the majesty of it, the power, and claim it for yourself without madness taking you…
That’s truly difficult, because you die with them.
You are one, you share the same fragility, and the fallacies of religion come crashing down around you both.
And the power of God can be obtained, by anyone.
Let me ask again…
Do you want to be free?
The power of choice.
Power to choose your own destiny, free of interference from a glorious abomination and damnable revelation.
More importantly, do you want to be eternal?
Living in the darkness, and feeling the cold around you?
To walk the night paths free of fear and dangers,
Roaming the fantasies and nightmares that are your playground.
To feel your victim go limp in your arms and turn to dust before your timeless eyes.
Do you want this evil gift I offer?
If you want it, come for it,
And I will send you to hell.

Yeah, I was a goth. And in serious need of psychotherapy.

Here a couple of porn reviews I did as samples for a porn mag. I’m still waiting for a callback

Biker Chick Cum Easy 2
VCA Pictures. D: D3. Alexis Malone, Lauren Phoenix, Nicole Jordan, Simone, Anell, Casey Pink, Madison Sin, Kim Chambers, August Avila, Scott Styles, Alex Sanders, Lee Stone, Grant Michaels, Dick Tracy, Tyce Bune. 84 Mins.

The term “crotch-rocket” takes on a whole new meaning in this high-octane raunch fest that shifts from soft to hard in 0.6 seconds while you hold yourself for dear life. BCCE 2 is a peek into the lives of bikers and their bitches. They’re modern cowboys on steel charges, the male elite, and the only ones who can satisfy these women of wild abandon.
The tape starts with Alex Sanders in a three-way that remains within legal limits. Followed by Simone who revs things up with a hot striptease lead-in before sucking & fucking Scott Styles in a scene that challenges your dick muscles to stay clinched or blow too soon. It’s balls to the wall action! These chicks demand to get fucked hard, roaring like Harleys and spitting expletives. Amplified by believable surroundings and attention to detail that immerses you in the biking world. Even August’s dildo is zebra striped. And Kim Chambers is a streamlined muscle machine, shooting vaginal juice like hot fire.
BCCE 2 is sure to make rounds at biker clubs everywhere.
Marketing: This video’s uniqueness and energized sex makes it a must have.


Killer Sex and Suicide Blondes
Wicked Pictures. D: Michael Raven. Julia Ann, Jessica Drake, Kaylani Lei, Ice LaFox, Justine Joli, Brad Armstrong, Steven St. Croix, Evan Stone, Gino Greco, Randy Spears; Jonathan Morgan (Non-Sex Role). 95 Mins.

With Hollywood movies like The Brown Bunny, the line between depictions of sex in mainstream and adult cinema is thinning. Some consider the possibility of it disappearing completely to be far-fetched, but Michael Raven proves otherwise. Julia Ann stars as Gemini Black, a trained killer whose mind dances between homicide and suicide, in a film that proves story driven sex is more inciting than any specialty gimmick.
Killer Sex does suffer from limitations - The music is repetitive, sound quality is poor, and a disturbing shot of Brad Armstrong’s ball-sack distracts from the lovely Kaylani Lei’s lips, but the film still triumphs. The story is strong and not so heavy that it slows pacing between sex scenes. The sex choreography repeats itself, but empowered by different character emotions keeps them exciting. Julia Ann is mesmerizing both in and out of bed with her portrayal of a woman driven by grief and hate. Second only to Jessica Drake, whose acting is equal to her beauty and sexual appetite, her scenes with Ice LaFox and Steven St. Croix drives you to masturbation. But Julia’s spotlight isn’t stolen and holds it firmly with Steven and Evan Stone, mixing hate and aggression with a lust for sex and revenge.
Although the film’s character development isn’t sustained, Raven compensates, directing the emphasis from story to sex. It devolves from movie to porno and remains excellent. Diverting attention away from an underdeveloped ending that comes off a little too preachy. Killer Sex and Suicide Blondes is a feature that screams for a sequel.
Marketing: Women will like the story. Men will love the sex. This movie is tailor-made for couples.

And finally, my pitch for the White Wolf novel contest. As hard as it is to believe, it’s not based or inspired by Underworld. I’d had a similar idea about ten or eleven years ago called Wild Ways. I found out about the White Wolf’s contest with only four days until the deadline, so I updated and pitch it, based on the contest rules that it contain at least one of their new characters.

I don’t think I’ll hear from them any time soon, but it was worth a shot.


In 2004, White Wolf re-introduced their Worlds of Darkness with Vampire: The Requiem, followed by Werewolf: The Forsaken. Newcomers marveled at gothic horror in a modern setting, but loyalists were shocked by the disappearance of several Clans and Tribes from the previous models.

Wild Ways bridges the gap between the two ages in the World of Darkness.

The Garou and Kindred were bitter enemies with humans caught in the middle of a war between two supernatural powers. Foreseeing a holocaust leaving none the victor, oracles from both races forced a truce. A symbiosis called The Pax, where vampires would remain in the cities, werewolves stayed to the wild, and their human allies would safeguard the existence of both.

But werewolves and vampires have their own separate enemies. For centuries The Wrym fought with the Garou, while The Seven conspired against their own vampire race. They join forces to manipulate the Garou and Kindred until The Pax breaks so they can rule remnants of a shattered world.

As battles erupt across the globe, the werewolf oracle, Doomwise, knows the wolf leader Elias Winterborn and the vampire Prince Maxwell hold the power to stop the war. But Maxwell has fallen to the manipulations of Solomon Birch, leading him into a war with Elias’ Storm Lords, one battle between two saviors that would signal the end of everything. Doomwise’s only hope is hiring The Nameless and convincing The Unholy to stop the conflict so Elias and Maxwell can remake the pax.

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