THOUGHT BYTES FOR 2005 (Pt. 2)
Exploring Mars and Venus
Just some random thoughts…
- Ever notice how women with natural small breasts have a big ass, and women with natural large breasts have a small ass?
- Why do women with naturally large breast hide them, while women with augmented breasts show them to everyone? You’d think it’d be the opposite. Big breasted women would be proud of what god gave them and augmented women would be embarrassed to let the world know just how insecure they are about themselves.
- Am I the only one who thinks of Soleil Moon Frye's breast reduction as a crime against humanity?
- Have you noticed the more mainstream and popular pornography gets, the less attractive the women? In the 70's, porn was sort of accepted and most the chicks were average and older, like Kate Parker. Then, by the 80's, porn went into the gutter and gave birth to legends like Vanessa Del Rio, Barbara Dare, Ginger Lynn, Tracy Lords, Christy Canyon and Savannah. Now, porn is going into full mainstream acceptance and the chicks are going from average to downright unattractive. The more we learn about porn films, the less desirable they're becoming and these record-breaking gangbangs aren't helping. When the spotlights shine on the industry's elite, the more we see the truth and shudder in fear. A couple of nights ago, I saw Jenna Jameson, the woman I'd fantasized over for two years, who's only 30, but looked like she's 40. I'm 33, balding, and look younger than she does. And now there's this "new" chick, Jesse Jane, and as much as I want to look at her tits, I can't get by her face and wondering what's wrong with it.
- The bar scene has changed a lot since I was a “young buck”. I remember it was wrong to pick-up on drunken chicks. If you did, you were a perv and whatever happened could be grounds for rape charges. Now, a girl's (notice I wrote "girls" and not "women") alcohol level is a prerequisite to hooking up with her or not. I listen to more stories from both sexes about how they hooked up and it always begins with being drunk. Coincidently, while heteroe's need to get plastered to copulate, homosexuals are getting high on crystal meth and weed to get excited. Whatever happened to simple sex? Has a naturally induced orgasm or climax become “not so good”? Or are the younger generations becoming so numb through overindulgence they need something to enhance it? I can understand the 40 year olds who've done everything to everyone and need something spicy, but if you're pushing the envelope when you're 25, what’s left when your 50? The older I get, the closer we gravitate towards a future like the one in BRAVE NEW WORLD.
- Someone posed an interesting theory that fat chicks are better in bed for the same reasons they over eat. It's an emotional vacuum and need for pleasure that drives their over consumption for everything across the board. They eat too much. Watch too much television and are horny all the time. The same creativity that makes them mix different foods for new tastes also drives them to be more sexually adventurous. And need I bring up the whole oral fixation thing (I never met a fat chick who didn't like to suck it - know what I mean)? Makes you wonder - does every cool guy's black book of hotties have a fat chick's # hidden on the back page (mine would)?
- Having a regular job is the most dangerous place for any single man because it dulls their senses to the unattractive women they work with regularly. I've seen more good looking guys, who normally get hotties, end up with someone totally beneath them and the answers always the same, "I met her at work, didn't think much, but them she grew on me." DANGER, WILL ROBINSON! DANGER! The more you see someone day in and day out, the more accustomed you become to their appearance. Work is like alcohol, but slower. Be wary guys, the homely chick at works that's cool to hang around could be your next girlfriend if you're not careful.
- Whenever a chick eats way too much chocolate, regardless of her weight, odds are she needs to get laid and is probably an “easy mark”. For women, chocolate equals sex. For men, sex equals sex, there is no substitute.
- Here’s the difference between male and female masturbation: For women, they can masturbate and be satisfied. So much, they may not want to bother having actual sex. For a man, masturbation only reminds them how alone they are and badly need a woman. It’s a high that only leads to a harder fall later, like drugs. Unfortunately, women think that after men masturbate, we're sedated. When in fact, we're hornier than we were before.
So ladies, next time your man is bothering you for sex, but you have a "headache" and tell him to jerk off? You're only making it worse on yourselves. Just screw him and get it over with, okay.
- When I was younger, I'd watch porn and see some women finger-banging while the man was doing them. I thought it was because the man sucked in bed and took it as a sign for future reference. I was very wrong. Guys, when you're having sex, the BEST thing you can do is fingering that clit while you're pumping. It'll double your "product", trust me.
- Guys, I'm no one to give sex advise and I wouldn't if this wasn't PROVEN to work. But if you have a chick that's borderline between being a freak, but not a slut, and you want to something that will drive her nuts...
Rimming and anal tongue fucking is the thing (especially with older women).
Yeah, you're first reaction is disgust. Look, of course the woman has to be clean first and you can't go from pussy to ass and back to pussy, so this is something for the end of oral sex activity, before you're ready for penetration. But it drives women nuts. It worked for me and for my friends who thought I was crazy for doing it and for suggesting they follow suit. Then they tried it and their women loved it. It's new. It's different. And it makes the most docile women go animalistic.
Hey, prove me wrong...
- I hate it when women use terms of endearment, like "darling" or "baby" in casual conversation. How the fuck will you know what's up if she's saying "Hi, Cutie" to you, but then goes "Hey, Baby" to the janitor?
- Women think men are stupid. And yet, we've successfully convinced an entire generation that blow jobs are not part of sex, so now women offer it freely. In some cases, they do it to avoid intercourse and brag to their friends how sly they were in fooling us.
Oh yeah, we're the stupid ones.
- More and more attractive female teachers are fucking their male students and I'm left wondering where the fuck were they when I was in high school (or elementary for that matter).
JPG.
Just some random thoughts…
- Ever notice how women with natural small breasts have a big ass, and women with natural large breasts have a small ass?
- Why do women with naturally large breast hide them, while women with augmented breasts show them to everyone? You’d think it’d be the opposite. Big breasted women would be proud of what god gave them and augmented women would be embarrassed to let the world know just how insecure they are about themselves.
- Am I the only one who thinks of Soleil Moon Frye's breast reduction as a crime against humanity?
- Have you noticed the more mainstream and popular pornography gets, the less attractive the women? In the 70's, porn was sort of accepted and most the chicks were average and older, like Kate Parker. Then, by the 80's, porn went into the gutter and gave birth to legends like Vanessa Del Rio, Barbara Dare, Ginger Lynn, Tracy Lords, Christy Canyon and Savannah. Now, porn is going into full mainstream acceptance and the chicks are going from average to downright unattractive. The more we learn about porn films, the less desirable they're becoming and these record-breaking gangbangs aren't helping. When the spotlights shine on the industry's elite, the more we see the truth and shudder in fear. A couple of nights ago, I saw Jenna Jameson, the woman I'd fantasized over for two years, who's only 30, but looked like she's 40. I'm 33, balding, and look younger than she does. And now there's this "new" chick, Jesse Jane, and as much as I want to look at her tits, I can't get by her face and wondering what's wrong with it.
- The bar scene has changed a lot since I was a “young buck”. I remember it was wrong to pick-up on drunken chicks. If you did, you were a perv and whatever happened could be grounds for rape charges. Now, a girl's (notice I wrote "girls" and not "women") alcohol level is a prerequisite to hooking up with her or not. I listen to more stories from both sexes about how they hooked up and it always begins with being drunk. Coincidently, while heteroe's need to get plastered to copulate, homosexuals are getting high on crystal meth and weed to get excited. Whatever happened to simple sex? Has a naturally induced orgasm or climax become “not so good”? Or are the younger generations becoming so numb through overindulgence they need something to enhance it? I can understand the 40 year olds who've done everything to everyone and need something spicy, but if you're pushing the envelope when you're 25, what’s left when your 50? The older I get, the closer we gravitate towards a future like the one in BRAVE NEW WORLD.
- Someone posed an interesting theory that fat chicks are better in bed for the same reasons they over eat. It's an emotional vacuum and need for pleasure that drives their over consumption for everything across the board. They eat too much. Watch too much television and are horny all the time. The same creativity that makes them mix different foods for new tastes also drives them to be more sexually adventurous. And need I bring up the whole oral fixation thing (I never met a fat chick who didn't like to suck it - know what I mean)? Makes you wonder - does every cool guy's black book of hotties have a fat chick's # hidden on the back page (mine would)?
- Having a regular job is the most dangerous place for any single man because it dulls their senses to the unattractive women they work with regularly. I've seen more good looking guys, who normally get hotties, end up with someone totally beneath them and the answers always the same, "I met her at work, didn't think much, but them she grew on me." DANGER, WILL ROBINSON! DANGER! The more you see someone day in and day out, the more accustomed you become to their appearance. Work is like alcohol, but slower. Be wary guys, the homely chick at works that's cool to hang around could be your next girlfriend if you're not careful.
- Whenever a chick eats way too much chocolate, regardless of her weight, odds are she needs to get laid and is probably an “easy mark”. For women, chocolate equals sex. For men, sex equals sex, there is no substitute.
- Here’s the difference between male and female masturbation: For women, they can masturbate and be satisfied. So much, they may not want to bother having actual sex. For a man, masturbation only reminds them how alone they are and badly need a woman. It’s a high that only leads to a harder fall later, like drugs. Unfortunately, women think that after men masturbate, we're sedated. When in fact, we're hornier than we were before.
So ladies, next time your man is bothering you for sex, but you have a "headache" and tell him to jerk off? You're only making it worse on yourselves. Just screw him and get it over with, okay.
- When I was younger, I'd watch porn and see some women finger-banging while the man was doing them. I thought it was because the man sucked in bed and took it as a sign for future reference. I was very wrong. Guys, when you're having sex, the BEST thing you can do is fingering that clit while you're pumping. It'll double your "product", trust me.
- Guys, I'm no one to give sex advise and I wouldn't if this wasn't PROVEN to work. But if you have a chick that's borderline between being a freak, but not a slut, and you want to something that will drive her nuts...
Rimming and anal tongue fucking is the thing (especially with older women).
Yeah, you're first reaction is disgust. Look, of course the woman has to be clean first and you can't go from pussy to ass and back to pussy, so this is something for the end of oral sex activity, before you're ready for penetration. But it drives women nuts. It worked for me and for my friends who thought I was crazy for doing it and for suggesting they follow suit. Then they tried it and their women loved it. It's new. It's different. And it makes the most docile women go animalistic.
Hey, prove me wrong...
- I hate it when women use terms of endearment, like "darling" or "baby" in casual conversation. How the fuck will you know what's up if she's saying "Hi, Cutie" to you, but then goes "Hey, Baby" to the janitor?
- Women think men are stupid. And yet, we've successfully convinced an entire generation that blow jobs are not part of sex, so now women offer it freely. In some cases, they do it to avoid intercourse and brag to their friends how sly they were in fooling us.
Oh yeah, we're the stupid ones.
- More and more attractive female teachers are fucking their male students and I'm left wondering where the fuck were they when I was in high school (or elementary for that matter).
JPG.
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